honeystopthecar:

beardyboywonder:

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

zohbugg:

if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game. 

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liliththeenderborn:

So I wore this dress so school today, and almost all my teachers talk to me about it, luckily, I didn’t get in trouble. As you can see it’s open at the top, showing my upper chest. I brought a denim jacket with me, but I couldn’t wear it in 80F weather.
I wanted to talk to you guys about one of my teachers in particular. I was sitting in class reading, not wearing the jacket. She publicly called me out on it and said, “it’s distracting for the boys if you wear that. You’re impairing their learning.” I just kinda sat there, feeling my face get hot because of the publicity of the comment. After a little while, I still didn’t have my jacket on. She asked me again to put it on. I then asked why. She answered with the same thing. I then proceeded to stand up and say, “Then stop acting like it’s okay for boys to look, It’s 80 degrees, I’m not wearing that jacket.” The rest of the class was silent, then a couple girls, and some boys started clapping.
I thought I’d share that with you, because no one else will listen to me.

lumos5001:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheese-wheels:

MADAME VASTRA AND JENNY ARE JUST SO GREAT TOGETHER LIKE KDHFKJSHF

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This was a total Big Damn Heroes moment :D

SWORD WIELDING VICTORIAN LESBIAN WIVES

DESCENDING FROM THE CEILING TO KICK ASS

and then there’s Strax

owlhaus:

Quick doodle of my favourite line from Deep Breath. It was true love between The Doctor and that dinosaur!

klanos:

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

I AM DYING OH MY GOD

mrv3000:

ophelia-tagloff:

kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

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zoo-typhoon:

i can’t handle these two

officialaphnetherlands:

bonbravo:

peter-kirkland-bonnefoy:

Please send me “China is so old that…” Jokes

wang yao is so old that when i told him to act his age, he died

wang yao is so old that on his first birthday there were no candles because fire hadn’t been discovered yet

kissmeok:

Love/Couples
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